hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand
If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.
ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!
EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS
every last one of my followers and also the Trinity!
The trinity and Vivian! (Snacks-snacks-snacks)
^NAW ZOEY. yes you and the rest of the fandom!
"what are you reading?"
"its a…online book."
"oh cool, what’s it about?"
I love that everyone just knows
the difference between a grateful joyous adult and a privileged douchey child.
Bless this post.
Dumbledore’s Phoenix zooms into his office with pressing news. Harry, unable to speak bird, asks the headmaster, “What does the Fawkes say?”
I SPAT MY WATER ALL OVER MY JEANS GODDAMIT
YTDAD: Chester See’s Spice Guy (x)
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet
THE NOTES WHAT THE HELL
OH MY GOD GUYS THIS FANDOM WILL RULE THE WORLD.